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Domestic cat (Felis catus) with vitiligo [x]
hey, saw a weird cat before i was tagged!
i do not think this cat has vitiligo. cats with vitiligo don't always present similarly to how it's typically seen in humans, but vitiligo involves the skin and hair being depigmented in patches (generally due to pigment cells being attacked and killed by the immune system). in cats, it can get quite mottled over time, but this pattern is both very symmetrical, and all the skin we can see is fully pigmented.
i'd be more inclined to say this cat has some variation of a karpati or other roan pattern.
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while this creature's appearance and given name may confuse you this is not in fact a goose. the trick is to examine the facial area. a clever hint that the creature is not what it presumes to be is the absence of a beak. feathers are another vital feature to study closely. at first glance the first image above gives the appearance of delicate feathers however the second image reveals the telltale details of fur. lastly geese usually have two legs rather than four. perhaps if there were two geese in the box there might be four legs peeking out. although that would require a second beak as well. the only conclusion can be that this creature is neither one goose nor two geese. were it the case that this was a goose it would likely find the box a quite charming and comfortable abode however.
but the box says..? 🤨
Unseelie court officials own bean reviews, Giant’s Ancient Mushroom Elixir!!!
It is supposed to take like root beer. It has 1800 milligrams of ancient mushrooms in it. It has apple cider. This tastes like potion making, it tastes like an acid house remix of the flavor of rootbeer we all know and tolerate. Tentative approval would drink again if it was between this and going thirsty. 6/10 adaptogenic blends.
I arrived home from the grocery store and I shit you not mushrooms have sprouted in our yard suddenly. I don’t know the power this elixir contains I think it is too much for even folk like me. Rating raised to 10/10 mushroom.
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